thepurebloodprincess:

who decides what goes on the tumblr radar

like seriously

gayhun:

i think the fastest my body ever moves is when i notice a typo and my hand moves at like 100mph to get to the edit button

spicegirlsofficial:

“i thought i was already following you!!!!”

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.