• Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Oct 19th / 150,302 notes ♥

dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

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Oct 19th / 50,776 notes ♥
Straight White Boy Problem #517

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*playing two hand touch football and i impressively tag my bro with two hands* bro I just tagged you!! You are down!! *bro keeps running to the endzone and scores touchdown* BRO I TAGGED YOU DOWN HERE THAT IS NOT A TOUCHDOWN

Oct 12th / 4,469 notes ♥
iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

Oct 12th / 418,664 notes ♥

suctioning:

When you’re bad at something you think you’re good at

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vanillish:

when mcdonalds forgets your barbeque sauceimage

Oct 7th / 28,542 notes ♥

twinkest:

Steal Her Style: Shovel Girl

Dolce & Gabbana Ribbed Wool Leggings (843.83)

St. John Yellow Label Satin Trim Jersey V-Neck Tee (226.96)

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